Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.