Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Past tense.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo