Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ