Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.