What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots