What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.