What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.