What's the difference between Jesus and a whore?

The expression on their face when they're getting nailed.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........