What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker