What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.