Because they don't have anybody to go with.
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Because they never have any sandwiches.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
Because it's the first date.
Because they're stuck up
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Minesoda
A: Because it was a total rip-off.
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
Your spinning me a yarn here !
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
You're a day late and a dolla short!
No problem , He sleeps at night.
SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.
Crackers get soggy when wet.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
She was running out of things to read.
Because it reminds them of home.
Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!
Their balls are just for decoration
The balls are just for decoration.
