Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Good Athlete Jokes More Good Athlete Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.