I think this is a set up!
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
A panda with a set of drums.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Because the quark had a strange flavour