When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii