Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.