Kkk Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What is the KKK's favorite dessert?

A Klandike bar.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club?

Blackburn

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Spook Jokes More Spook Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

Theme Song Jokes More Theme Song Jokes

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!