Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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He walked into a bar.

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None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.