Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit