What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces