What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces