Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Darling Jokes More Darling Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.