Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.