Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
A tail pail!
Filet delay!
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
Pilot season
Your ears stay warmer.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
It staged a coup
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
Chicks are for kids!
By putting flowers on the grave.
