Because it's white and settles on their land
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One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
They had reservations.
Their Injun died on them!
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Nativities.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
We don't like anything white on our land.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
TOTEM POLE!!
Their dancing can make it rain.
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Because they bring Mayflowers
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
TOTEM POLE
Because when they dance they make it rain.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Because it brings Mayflowers.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
Poor hunters
They lost their reservations.
They have engineers
A Toyoda
A Purrgeot.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Fryday.
He was snowed in.
To get to 10.
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
Because he ate too many crabs!
They were all born on holidays."
By occident
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
Half a dog!
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
Because you make sound judgement.
Crews Control.
