Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!