What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What would I be if I were twice myself?

a meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.