South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet