What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.