He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
A waist of time
A: He wanted to work overtime.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
The Talking Heads
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
Because they live under Iraq.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Miso sorry...
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Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
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