He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
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The Kurds have their ways
Because they live under Iraq.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
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Edward Snowed In
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.
All sorts of antics !
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He was caught playing in A minor.
He was foiled.
