He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Sprint.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
leaves Earth*
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
Because those men already have boyfriends.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
On the range
Check, mate.
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