A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Onions" was his dog... D:
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
Looks like rein dear"
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Vacation.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
When it's been sliced.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
