Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.