Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.