Bc Jokes

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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Victoria Jokes More Victoria Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Stonehenge Jokes More Stonehenge Jokes

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.