Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.