Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.