Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...