Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....