What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork