What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork