Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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You see a woman learn her place.

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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch