What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.