Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"