Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
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Everyone takes him for granite.
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
He's living under a rock.
I don't know I have DirecTV.
Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Someone who takes everything literally
Current events
Because they live under Iraq.
A: Highway 55.
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
Like a ROCK Star.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.