It's mistaken for granite.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
A one-hour facial.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because he takes it for granite.