What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.