Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!