Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!