Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?