Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.