lay floss over their eyes
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
half a dog Derek, s01e05
m:bleeding Twice
Vachina Town
A ripe bananna
Because they keep stepping on the string.
Put a sock in it.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
A witch with a blindfold !
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
His mom got soul custody.
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
No idea.
Boneless chicken
