lay floss over their eyes
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Electricity
U and I.
put a steering wheel in front of them
Hood orient
Because he was knotty!
He pulled some strings.
Someone told me but I forgot.
It means nothing to them.
Taiwon Shou.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
The Air Force, because its US AF.
There's no accounting for taste.
A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
He can't get to 3rd base
