Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757