Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.