Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Harm Jokes More Harm Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis