Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

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He wanted to harm monica.

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Her scar pupil.

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Because he needed one.

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He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

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