Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader