Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what