Because he is PM not AM
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One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
Pls help.
Eggs actually get laid.
They're afraid to unwind.
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
fertilized"
In the Piggy bank
Hamlet.
because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
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Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
A balaclava.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
