Disgrace Jokes

What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.