What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.