What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!