What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista