What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.