Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.