Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.