Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
A hypochondriac
They're afraid of catching fire!
With its punchline
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Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Because they cantaloupe!
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.
Because there are too many targets.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
A bouncing baby boa !
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
Unidank
Because he always uses the force.
