Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
A hypochondriac
They're afraid of catching fire!
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Because they are always lion
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
He was a pieromaniac.
Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.
With its punchline
An Appaloosa!
Because they have trouble taking a Wii.
Wait, I can explain everything!
I still haven't caught any Pokemon.
