Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.