Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes